The latest Animal Planet special “Two Racoons, One Hole”  was not nearly as erotic as it sounded.

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Such an unfortunate job. And such an ironic allergy.

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Among Harold’s favorite afternoon activities: Air Planking.

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An emphatic thumbs up or a derisive middle finger? Such was the mystery of having a friend with webbed feet.

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After three years, the vexation became too much. Jenny had to cover that hideous green in favor of something more appealing.

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Until the producers of Shark Week offered a fair wage for his talents, Henry would take out his aggression in the only way he knew how.

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Of all the words capable of describing Marcy, “active” would most likely be the last.

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Not once did Henry build a dam in his life, nor did he ever give one.

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For Clyde, global warming was simply a lesson in buoyancy.

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Unfortunately for Carl, companionship came and went with the seasons.

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